tongue in cheek

toast from the Libra Diva Queen 
aka
MOST SUPREME HIGH BAKER
nothing artificial nor fake about her
lines formed outside the bakery store
one dude stare through the glass door
sprung begging for some
"where this customer from
outer space my guess dang he's dream hot
and arrived in a blinged out slingshot"
from her a soft moan could be heard
grabbed the spatula and stirred 
desserts whipped extra flavor in her batter
he wanna taste and savor as a matter
shocked she said, "nope don't offer sample platter"
operations open premium private tasting
come hungry or your time you're wasting
customer must place order
wow i'm old fashion ring ring
use that obsolete phone thing
or ring the doorbell please